10 Reviews in 10 Words or Less…

1. The Mars Volta – Octahedron: Not interested – call Ward and reform At the Drive In!

2. YTCracker – Nerdrap Entertainment System: 2005’s best free download. Still rocks today.

3. Forgetting Sarah Marshall: “I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.”

4. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans: By far, the best Underworld movie. Great plot. Solid flick.

5. Abdominal – Escape from the Pigeon Hole: I also give a fuck about an ice cold Guinness.

6. The Hangover: Another seemingly awesome movie I have to wait to see.

7. True Blood: Season 1: Interview with a Vampire for the MTV generation.

8. Kate Voegele – A Fine Mess: Yes, I like One Tree Hill, but not this chick.

9. Eminem – Relapse: All I can think of is Bruno’s ass.

10. Family Force 5 – Business Up Front Party in the Back: Much cooler than their boy band-ish name.

~ by thepaintedman on June 4, 2009.

One Response to “10 Reviews in 10 Words or Less…”

  1. You need to rent, Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus…watch it, enjoy it, and review it!

    Its Debbie Gibsons finest acting.

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